Car Buyers Bill Of Rights®

5 Big Reasons To Buy Your Next Car Here

Buying a car can make some people nervous. It’s scary out there. That’s why I created my Car Buyers Bill Of Rights®. When you buy a car from Edd Kirby’s Adventure Chevrolet, Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, Ram and Mitsubishi it’s a whole different world than when you buy somewhere else. We safely navigate you through the car buying jungle. It’s still an exciting experience, but it’s a safe and guided Adventure tour with our trusted advisors, not the scary feeling of being out alone in the jungle of mis-trust at other places.

So choose your Adventure. Whether you’re shopping for Chevys, Jeeps or Chryslers in Dalton or checking out the world class Mazdas in Chattanooga (or browsing the best pre-owned cars and trucks you can find anywhere in both locations) it will be both fun and risk-free because when you’re at Adventure, you’re entitled to some exclusive benefits you won’t find anywhere else.

Here’s what you get when you drive home in a nicer newer vehicle from Edd Kirby’s Adventure Chevrolet, Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, Ram and Mitsubishi:

1. You Have The Right To A Fear-Free, Risk-Free, Hassle-Free and Haggle-Free Car Buying Experience: Edd Kirby’s Adventure is a “Fear-Free” Zone. There’s no need to be stressed out or worried about getting a good deal or about the car buying process. In fact at Adventure we work hard to make buying a car fun. To take all the stress and hassle out of having to negotiate to get a fair car deal, I created the same experience you’ll find at Costco, Wal-Mart, Best Buy, or any other trusted retailer. You don’t’ have to negotiate to get the best price. We plainly post our best prices on every vehicle, nothing held back. We give you all the details and show you where all the figures come from, hiding nothing. We work with you based on your situation to make sure we deliver to you the perfect car for the perfect price. We always guarantee the best Value in over 100 miles.

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2. You Have The Right To A Lifetime supply of Oil: All of my vehicles come with Oil for Life, just for doing your recommended maintenance with us. At other places you purchase a vehicle and start spending money on it. At Adventure, once you’ve purchased a vehicle, you can start saving money.

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3. You Have The Right To Love Your Car and enjoy a Risk-Free purchase experience: Sometimes you love a car when you drive it off the lot but then something happens. Maybe the seat just isn’t right or your neighbor buys a car in the same exact color… with most dealers you’re stuck. I don’t like to leave my friends high and dry so I created my “No Questions asked 3-day Money Back Refund” on all retail used vehicles. It’s simple: if you don’t love your car after you drive it home… bring it back for a refund, no questions asked. You risk nothing other than our costs of restocking the vehicle, currently only 350.00. On our new vehicles we also offer our exclusive “7 Day No Questions Asked Exchange”. You can exchange any new vehicle for one of like or greater value, paying only the difference in advertised prices, less .35/mi up to 350 miles. We offer each guarantee once per customer transaction.

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4. You Have The Right To The Most Money For Your Trade: Getting the most for your old car is important. It can impact the deal significantly and that’s why most dealers are very sneaky and cheap when it comes to appraising and valuing your trade. I don’t like that, so I teamed with the giant in the industry and we now are the exclusive Regional Buying Center for Autotrader which means we will give you a cash offer instantly for exactly what your vehicle is worth, nothing held back. This is the most transparent trade in and appraisal process you will ever experience. You’ll be involved in your trade appraisal and we will go over your car together before we submit the offer to our Regional Buying Center. We make sure you get what your car is really worth.

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5. You Have The Right To A Fair & Easy Credit Approval Process: I know that bad things happen to good people and that dealing with tough credit challenges can be embarrassing and stressful. That’s why I created my “For The People Credit Approval Process.” I have valuable relationships that I’ve built with special lenders and funding sources that can help me solve even the toughest credit situations and have you driving a nicer, newer vehicle today. Hold your head up high… I’ve got you covered!

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Joe Kirby

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