Edd Kirby Adventure Mitsubishi – Chattanooga, Tennessee

“I’m a car dealer who is feeling blue.
I have too many cars and don’t know what to do.
If you’re willing to put down a dollar or two.
My misfortune can be a bonus for you!”

Hey this is Joe Kirby from Edd Kirby Adventure Mitsubishi. I’m going looney!

Last month I took in too many trades and now I’ve got cars in spades! Plus, additional cars are being delivered daily. I have no idea where to put them and I need your help!

That means a ton of cars must go THIS WEEK!

So if you’ve got the desire to drive a Nicer, Newer® car and two bucks, you’re in LUCK!

It’s My New Year, Blue Year, Drive For Two Here Sale!

Bad credit? Don’t sweat it! My For The People® Credit Approval Process can help you drive away today, even if it takes some extra rhyming & reasoning with the banks to get it done.

My lot is full and that’s no bull!

$2 down is all you’ll pay to drive a Nicer, Newer® car today.

But hurry—this deal won’t last long!

I’m Joe Kirby from Edd Kirby Adventure Mitsubishi and I’m your dealer For The People®!

Just give us a call at (706) 529-2204 or type in your information below and we’ll get in touch with you.

*Credit and $2 down require bank approval. 7.4 percent APR for 60 months. $20 per month per $1,000 financed, regardless of down payment. Negative equity may not be refinanced. “Nicer, Newer” and “For The People” are registered trademarks used under license. Offer absolutely ends January 31, 2020.

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